Refund policy
Wankers Anonymous Return Policy
Look good. Feel good. Return wisely.
Hey there legend, fellow wanker and supporter of the number one state. We know online shopping can get a little… enthusiastic — especially late at night with a beverage in hand. No judgement. But just so we’re clear:
We don’t accept returns just because you woke up and changed your mind.
Impulse buys are a rite of passage — own it.
That said, we do want you to be happy (and properly clothed), so here’s what can be returned:
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We Accept Returns For:
- Wrong size (it happens — we’re not all built like mannequins)
- Damaged or defective items (we quality check everything, but if something slips through, we’ll sort it out)
📅 You’ve got 30 days from the delivery date to reach out.
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We Can’t Accept Returns For:
- Hats – Sorry, but once a lid’s touched your glorious head, it’s yours forever. Hygiene rules. No exceptions.
- Change of heart – Buyer’s remorse, late-night splurges, or realising you already own five black hoodies? Not eligible.
- Worn, washed, or clearly lived-in items – We love that you love it, but we can’t take it back once it’s been broken in. (No matter how hot the ride.)
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Need to Return Something?
- Email us at support@wankersanonymous.com with your order number and reason.
- If your return qualifies, we’ll send you return details and the next steps.
- Once we receive and inspect the item, we’ll issue a refund or send out a replacement.
💸 Refunds go back to your original payment method within 5–10 business days. No smoke and mirrors.
Final Word
We’re a small, independent brand built on honesty, bold style, and a bit of cheek. We’re not into fast fashion or fast excuses. So if something’s wrong — tell us. If you just changed your mind — maybe gift it to a mate and spread the Wankers Anonymous word. Thanks again for making Western Australia great!
Questions? Email us at support@wankersanonymous.com.
We’re here for you (but not at 2AM after a campfire and whisky-fuelled cart spree — you’re on your own then).