They weren’t tomato plants & Emu it

$39.99 AUD

“They weren’t tomato plants & Emu it”

100% cotton T- Shirt, Unisex. Original West Aussie design.

Shout out to the kids who weren’t allowed to play in the tomato patch! I think our inquisitive emu is on to it though. He seems to have his feathers slightly frazzled.

Size 3XL 2XL XL L M S

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Wankers Anonymous Return Policy

Look good. Feel good. Return wisely.

Hey there legend, fellow wanker and supporter of the number one state. We know online shopping can get a little… enthusiastic — especially late at night with a beverage in hand. No judgement. But just so we’re clear:

We don’t accept returns just because you woke up and changed your mind.

Impulse buys are a rite of passage — own it.

That said, we do want you to be happy (and properly clothed), so here’s what can be returned:

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We Accept Returns For:

Wrong size (it happens — we’re not all built like mannequins)
Damaged or defective items (we quality check everything, but if something slips through, we’ll sort it out)

📅 You’ve got 30 days from the delivery date to reach out.

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We Can’t Accept Returns For:

Hats – Sorry, but once a lid’s touched your glorious head, it’s yours forever. Hygiene rules. No exceptions.
Change of heart – Buyer’s remorse, late-night splurges, or realising you already own five black hoodies? Not eligible.
Worn, washed, or clearly lived-in items – We love that you love it, but we can’t take it back once it’s been broken in. (No matter how hot the ride.)

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Need to Return Something?

Email us at support@wankersanonymous.com with your order number and reason.
If your return qualifies, we’ll send you return details and the next steps.
Once we receive and inspect the item, we’ll issue a refund or send out a replacement.

💸 Refunds go back to your original payment method within 5–10 business days. No smoke and mirrors.

Final Word

We’re a small, independent brand built on honesty, bold style, and a bit of cheek. We’re not into fast fashion or fast excuses. So if something’s wrong — tell us. If you just changed your mind — maybe gift it to a mate and spread the Wankers Anonymous word. Thanks again for making Western Australia great!

Questions? Email us at support@wankersanonymous.com.

We’re here for you (but not at 2AM after a campfire and whisky-fuelled cart spree — you’re on your own then).

Don’t worry mate we are onto it! Even if we were dodging bulls, crocodiles, a hungry lamb or even some backyard work, this was just the excuse we needed to head inside and get cracking (a coldie, whip or just to work). Don’t mind the manners we will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location. Thanks for your support!

Just because we are in the Wild West doesn’t mean we are behind with the times. (That is a town’s, or individuals, own choice to run on their own time.) Same as always, your shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase legend.

Western Australia, the number one state, the Wild West; is literally filled (to its boabs and back) with the best! We have the beaches, the bungle bungles, the black swan and endless other iconic places, animals and legends. So why not wear the number one state on our shirts and show those wankers who’s boss.
Wankers Anonymous is the brand for all the proud West Aussies, who know they are hilarious. Whether it’s for you, your neighbour, your best mate, his dog, or the black sheep of the family I’m sure we got you covered. We have a whole line up of hilarious WA designs to come so keep your eyes peeled and be alert but not alarmed!

They weren’t tomato plants & Emu it

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